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The Priest said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river".
And the congregation cried,
"Amen! "

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river".
And the congregation cried: "Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried:
"Amen!"...

The preacher sat down.

The Jr Priest then stood up and said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing,
'We shall drink from that river".

THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED: HALLELUJAH"!!