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A few clever puns

Postby Streets » 21 Aug 2016 18:09

Certain churches welcome donations in dollars and incense.

Badly finished garments are unseemly.

Poorly run fishing companies have a net loss.

Seating at sad stage shows is usually teared.

When cartoonists play sports the games are usually drawn.

Choristers require churches every Sunday.

The dairy industry in the Middle-East depends on milk shakes.

The invention of the wheel created a revolution.

Ballet is best learned using proper steps and stages.

Dyslexic prisoners are not helped by long sentences.

Websites about wild cats usually have lynx.

To fix a broken clarinet get an instruction manual and give it a good reed.

A hot-headed prince needs heir conditioning.
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