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The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the “P” is silent.

What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!

The French have just one egg for breakfast, because that’s un oeuf.