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Had it all!!!!!

Postby tynecastle » 08 Nov 2016 09:55

I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended
up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat,
my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had
TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.
I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even
had full medical and dental coverage."

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol?
Divorce?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no. *I just got out of
prison.*"
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