Why Computers are Feminine

[Canuck]

Computers are feminine, because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic and In order to do anything with them, you have to first turn them on;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else but with all that data they still can't think for themselves; and

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your income on accessories for it, and far to late you realize, that if you had just waited a little while longer, you could have got a better model!